17:51 < espie> you know you're doing good shitz when your diffs end up
	*removing* code.
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17:53 < fgs> i thought it was when you didn't need toilet paper
17:55 < krw> ok, now I have to go read the back log ...
17:57 < fgs> if its due to my stupid comment, dont need to
17:58 < krw> too late. :-).
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Examine what is said,
not what is spoke.
	- Fortune that mysteriously showed up in my wallet
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13:40 -!- pvalski [pvalchev@[216.239.45.4]] has joined #hackers
13:41 < kettenis> hi
13:48 -!- miod is now known as miodski
13:50 < pvalski> hi.
13:53 -!- espie is now known as espski
13:54 < espski> ;)
13:54 < miodski> good thing none of our developers goes by the name
	`jet'
13:54 < deraadt> miod...
13:54 -!- jet [espie@[213.41.185.88]] has joined #hackers
13:55 < jet> nah.
13:55 -!- jet [espie@[213.41.185.88]] has quit [has signed off]
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11:44 -!- johan changed the topic of #openbsd to: < ray> Wikipedia
	is right the same way a broken clock is right twice a day.
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07:57 < mbalmer> robert, do 8-12 inch touch panels exists that your
	drivers support?
07:57 < umaxx> mbalmer: yes i own one
07:57 < umaxx> 7 inch
07:57 < robert> mbalmer i have a 7" one but i am sure there is 8" one too
07:57 < robert> the size does not matter at all
07:58 < mbalmer> yes, it matters for me, I want sth for my car.
07:58 < mk> <mbalmer> size DOES matter
08:05 -!- johan changed the topic of #openbsd to: < robert> mbalmer
	i have a 7" one but i am sure there is 8" one too
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08:57 < johan> Ok, so instead of that 14 slot scsi disk array mgmt
               is now asking me if we can use a 4 slot PATA based
               desktop diskshelf connected via IEEE1394 as our
               enterprise backup solution... Cheers for PHBs...
09:25 < constant> johan: what about using eSATA, btw?
09:31 <@gwk> constant: would you build hoover dam with lego ?
09:32 < thib> if you gave me enough lego chips, fuck yeah, lego's
              are awsome
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12:07 <@gustavo> bitgeist@cisx32: \\o// goro wins (;
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14:39 <@marco>  i love exploding whales
14:39 <@thib> bukkake gets a new meaning foh soh
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16:47 -!- miod changed the topic of #hackers to: \_o< quack >o_/
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15:21 < miod> bwahahaha netbsd/alpha does not compile anymore because of circular include files dependencies. way to go, guys.
15:27 < beck> and nobody understands when we get asked about uses for netbsd and we say "humour"
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04:04 < 0sleep> my inbox is a total mess now
04:04 < 0sleep> and spamd randomizes the ordering
04:04 < 0sleep> "on openbsd even email gets rundomized!"
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15:19 < marco> i guess i am the only one that thinks that CHS is retarded abd should die
15:20 < kettenis> no, we're all thinking that
15:20 < otto> it should die, but it can't 
15:20 < otto> at least not without a lot of heacaches
15:21 < otto> s/hea/head
15:22 < miod> or sectoraches.
15:22 < miod> or cylinderaches.
15:23 < otto> you're right on track, miod
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02:03 <sharon>  There is no perfection to be found in any java-related language
02:03 <sharon>  It is truly like anal sex
02:03 <ray> Javascript isn't really related to java, except that it's C-like.
02:03 <sharon>  Any java-related language, yo.
02:04 <sharon>  java, java-script
02:04 <ray> How is it like anal sex?
02:04 <sharon>  Just because it's available cross platform doesn't mean it's enjoyable
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18:27 < beck> Owch... I'm saying to myself "you poor cocksucker..." - and be assured it's an expression of sympathy not a statement about your abilites....
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[11:57] <anodyze> fucking barbri
[11:58] > I'm a barbri girl
[11:58] > In a barbri world
[11:58] > Life in plastic
[11:58] <anodyze> uh.....
[11:58] > It's fantastic
[11:58] > You can touch my hair
[11:58] > Take me everywhere
[11:58] > Imagination
[11:58] > That is my creation
[11:59] > Come on barbri
[11:59] > Let's go party
[12:00] <anodyze> no.
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01:07 < deraadt> dislexia, the latest symptom that openbsd developers are coming down with
01:13 < deraadt> oops, dyslexia.
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[15:46] < thib> round is a shape! I'M IN SHAPE!
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[14:58] *** Topic for #openbsd is: netbsd-tech-kern: Fundamentally, -current being broken is something you should expect and be willing to roll with.
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15:21 < millert> NetBSD: if you build it they won't run
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[13:15] < ray> My boss is trying to convince me to use Emacs.  Are you happy now, Deanna?
[13:35] < deanna> is he single?
[13:51] < ray> No.
[13:57] < deanna> ah well, emacs guys are kind of prissy anyway
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08:53 < tom> sadly i have to do paid work now
08:53 < tom> working with wife on a project is not to be recommended
08:54 < tom> she is a harder task master than theo :)
08:54 < tom> and she is closer, so can physically attack...
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[11:10] < marco> in theory deanna should get her laptop in 2 hours
[11:11] < jdixon> awesome
[11:11] < bitgeist@hedgehog3> marco: The pink one?
[11:11] < marco> no she told me "i am not that kind of girl"
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[15:08] < pyr> jasper: wow you did commit a lot of gnome shit
[15:08] < pyr> jasper: your head must be boiling
[15:08] < joris> that totally came out wrong pyr
[15:12] < pyr> joris: what do you mean
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14:35 < miod> everyone, please remain silent for one minute, the mvme88k disk I was building a snapshot on died very close to the end of make release.
14:37 < miod> thank you.
14:37 < jasper> amen
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[15:52] < johan> pedro: Specially for you! http://youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q7e3ly2ek
[15:52] < pedro> just when i'm on console, right
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[14:38] < toby> cute... now the city wants the homeowner to pay for back-alley repairs...  I say, if that is so, then the back alley belongs to me, and the stupid large city trucks have no business tearing up my back alley.
[14:40] < jdixon> toby: I wouldn't want _anyone_ tearing up _my_ back alley.
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[13:14] < brad> a flesh eating disease spreading around different hospitals here.
[13:14] * brad is watching the news
[13:15] < marco> its because you hippies dont enough meat
[13:15] < marco> now the meet is eating you fuckers
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12:36 < miod> re
12:46 < marco> re
12:48 < krw> re
13:14 < deraadt> hi.
13:32 < krw> hi
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14:36 < marco> hi
15:13 < ray> hi
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[11:22] < jasper> SIGFOOD with gf ;)
[11:39] < hacki> poah
[11:39] < hacki> marjolein ...
[11:48] < jolan> i'm not jasper's girlfriend
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15:11 -!- miod changed the topic of #hackers to: 78 days since last tree break
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03:07 < matthieu> ie4sds:
03:08 < matthieu> oops
03:12 < grange> now we know your password
03:14 < robert> oops is a not a strong password ;-)
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08:40 < mbalmer2> grange, I have an IBM ServerRaid "Morpheus".
08:42 < grange> cool
08:44 < mickey> i have "Trinity"
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Me: I found this book in Wendy's cube today.  Notice the author: http://www.amazon.com/J2EE-Platform-Services-Ray-Lai/dp/0131014021/sr=1-4/qid=1159468083/ref=sr_1_4/102-2517466-5528946?ie=UTF8&s=books
Ellen: is that you/
Ellen: or someone with your name?
Me: What do you think?
Ellen: hmm
Ellen: i know you work on computers alot
Ellen: and probably program alot
Ellen: its published this year...
Ellen: but its not you
Ellen: hjeheh
Ellen: be it says
Ellen: he is a senior architect
Ellen: of sun microsystems
Ellen: and managed a 80m global b2b exchange project
Ellen: hhahah
Me: Of course I did.
Me: Why do you sound so surprised?
Ellen: oh right
Ellen: i forgot you developed architected enterprises
Ellen: leading multinational companies, including HSBC
Ellen: Pacific Airway
Ellen: around hte globe
Ellen: heheh
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21:59 < jason> nick, the algorithm is "acss@openssh.org"
22:00 < Nick> ?  now I'm even more confused.
22:00 < Nick> (for one, isn't it openssh.com?)
22:00 < jason> not in ciphers.c
22:03 < Nick> by golly, you are right...
22:03 < jason> I'm wright.
22:03 < Nick> my mistake, again. :)
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01:10 < krw> I hate it when I upgrade and forget to re-enable email, and talk to myself for a couple of days ...
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17:08 < deraadt> NULL dereferences are used by terrorists.
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Asians who barely speak English are called FOB. I have no idea why this is so, we use planes now.
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19:11 < deraadt> SLACKERS DO NOT GET COFFEE MUGS.  COMMIT THEM MAYBE YOU GET SOME COFFEE!
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11:30 < beck> goddamn cold calling vendor swine.
11:32 < beck> like I have nothing better to do than listen to a sales
	pitch.
11:33 < drahn> 'please send me paperwork describing your product, I am
	out of toilet paper'
11:34 < gwk> as with all unsolicited phone calls asking them what there
	wearing usually brings the conversation to an end quickly
11:35 < beck> nah, with unsolicited phone calls at home I just say "Oh
	my wife would be very interested in that" and set the phone down
	calling "honey!".
11:36 < beck> They usually sit on the like for 15 or 20 minutes. I'd
	rather DOS them.
11:36 < drahn> pipe in music for them too?
11:37 < beck> nah. more fun to just let them hear house background
	noise.
11:37 < drahn> eg shitfuckhell.mp3 ?
11:37 < beck>  :)
11:37 < beck> nah I just want to waste more of their time than mine.
11:38 < beck> kind of the spamd approach to phone spammers :)
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04:41 < ttt> beer_t?  is it unsigned?  how many bits in it?  is that arch dependent, or also OS dependent?
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[15:09] <pascoe> locore.s is so much fun we should rename it lolcore.s
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[16:19] <@jolan> krw@ was helping me figure out what happened to my ipod shuffle since it stopped working with -current
[16:20] <@jolan> he asked me if i could hear it spinning up or anything
[16:20] <@jolan> and i told him no, it's a flash based ipod
[16:20] <@jolan> and he said "yeah i was kidding..."
[16:20] <@jolan> such dry humor
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15:28 < wvdputte> By the way, I got prices for the quad em GigE commel boards: EUR 700 for the pentium mobile. Quite pricy
15:28 < wvdputte> or not?
15:30 < deraadt> Pricey?  I would definately prefer to spend $100 / port and be able to move more than 10 packets a second.
15:30 < deraadt> When you buy crap, what is the benefit?  A night of beer?
15:31 < deraadt> Wim, I can't believe you bought your car when a bicicle costs SO much less.
15:32 < deraadt> <-- believes he has made the point clear
15:32 < wvdputte> bicicle would have brought me more chicks though ;-)
15:33 < ray> You can't make out in the backseat of a bicycle.
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[16:19] < mjc> fucking asterisk..
[16:19] <@marco> rm -rf *
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[15:59] <@ben> work here starts at 8:30, but I'm never here at that time.. only because I'd have to leave home at 6am to get here at that time. :)
[15:59] <@marco> works starts like during the day
[16:00] <@marco> and ends somewhat later
[16:00] <@double-p> up to 9am noone says a thing. after that one should announce the ETA via email :)
[16:00] < thib> damn. during summer, if I show up late, I get fired and damn, i mostly work for my dad during that time.
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[10:06] < Ober> Theo must compensate you well :D
[10:06] <@marco> i get yelled at a lot
[10:06] <@marco> so if yelling equals compensation, then yes
[10:06] <@marco> wow my wife is compensating me all the time too!
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[12:07] < joris> ok i need a small favor
[12:07] < joris> can somebody get me a virgin
[12:08] < joris> errr
[12:08] < joris> i pressed enter to fast
[12:08] < ray> Right.